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बेल बन्ड · malla.bond
Malla. Charged with: leaving America.
Two weeks of farewell parties. Two coasts. Come hang, come bond, and bail me outta here with a big bang.
Here's the deal. I'm leaving America.
Before I go, I'm doing the most American thing I can think of: a farewell party tour. One week of parties on the East Coast. One week of parties on the West Coast. Two weeks, two coasts, one guy who definitely should have planned this sooner.
You come hang. We bond. You bail me outta here with a big bang.
The name is the joke. Bond, like friendship. Bond, like bail. This site is my "bail fund" for the farewell. Nobody is locked up. I'm just dramatic, and I want my people in the same room for as many nights as we can pull off.
नमस्ते, अमेरिका. It's been real.
The People of America v. Malla. Two hearings, both mandatory fun.
1 week of parties.
1 week of parties.
Dress code: whatever you'd wear to bail out a friend in the middle of the night.
Customer copy. Defendant: Malla.
Goal TBD. No fake totals: this bar fills only with real money, once there is some.
Every bit is a gift toward the parties. No returns, no interest, no repayment.
Little thank-yous, yellow-pages style. Which perk goes with which amount: TBD
I say your name, loudly, with feeling. Possibly into a microphone.
Your name on the official-looking (not official) list of people who bailed me out. It goes up once real people are on it.
A personal invite to the farewell parties, delivered with unnecessary ceremony.
A short video of me thanking you. Sincere. Mostly.
Fine print: contributions are gifts toward a party, nothing more. Perks don't come with access, favors, influence or any official status.
Come bond with me. Open to everyone, bail or no bail.
1 week of welcome-home parties in Tilicho, only if I become wada adakchya (ward chair) of Lazimpat.
When I'm back in Nepal, there's one more party idea, and it's conditional. If I'm wada adakchya of Lazimpat, we go to Tilicho for a week. If I'm not, we don't. Whenever the local elections happen, we'll find out.
It's unfunded. Contributions to this site don't go toward it. Not a rupee, not a cent. It's not a perk and not a plan you can pay into. It's a teaser.
Bring a jacket.
No. It's a joke name. Bond like friends, bond like bail. Contributions are gifts for a party, with no returns, interest or repayment. Nobody is in custody.
Toward the farewell parties: the East Coast week and the West Coast week. The breakdown is TBD. It's a gift. No returns, no interest, no repayment.
Shoutouts, your name on the bail roster, a party invite and a thank-you video. That's the whole list. Perks don't come with access, favors, influence or any official status. Gifts toward a party, nothing more.
TBD I haven't decided on a refund policy yet, and I'm not making one up on a party website. If it matters to you, ask me before you send anything.
No. Tilicho is a conditional teaser: 1 week in Tilicho, only if I become wada adakchya (ward chair) of Lazimpat. It's unfunded, with no price, date, reward or goal. Contributions here don't go toward it.
Dates, cities and venues are all TBD. File a bail application so I know you're coming, and check back here.
The bail application is open to everyone, bail or no bail. Just come bond.